AMF with Middle East Democracy Satire

[A nationwide televised speech by President Chelsea Clinton]

Then came the cataclysmic events of September 11th, 2001. Ever since then, the United States has followed a policy of bringing democracy and freedom directly to the Muslim world, by persuasion and diplomacy where possible, by compulsory régime change where necessary. It is in the interest of all of humanity that Islam be required to embrace values and systems of government which will enable the state of Israel to survive and prosper, and thereby bring about the ultimate goal of world history, a Brotherhood of Man. This administration, like previous ones, has continued this benevolent policy of imposing civilized thought and behavior on those within the Islamic world who are unwilling to recognize the need to modernize their faith and bring it into conformity with twenty-first century human values, specifically rendering Islam inclusive of women, religious and racial minorities, and those of different sexual orientations. We will not falter in this sacred trust. Israel is intended by God to be a Light Unto The Nations, and America was created to be the torchbearer of that light.

--“A Mighty Fortress”, pg 132